Genie in a Box

Genie Bra!


Hold on to your hats. Or maybe I should say boobs. If you sleep in a bra, this post goes out to you. If you don’t, you should read this anyway. What I’m about to say may shock and disturb you, but it’s for your own good. I’m going to tell you that you need to go out and buy something that is absolutely Godawful ugly . . .but unbelievably comfortable. Are you ready?


As seen on TV? CHECK.

Cheesy and weird like Pajama Jeans? CHECK.

Totally stupid product name? CHECK.

Ugly and unflattering style? DOUBLE CHECK!

Amazingly comfortable, stretchy, affordable, comes in two colors, multiple sizes and is now available in stores? BINGO!

Because I sleep in a bra (and I really don’t want to go into the details as to why) my new BFF is the Genie Bra, and damn, I wish it were called something less “as seen on TV-ish.” No matter. It’s like wearing nothing but without all the weird, floppiness of really wearing nothing to bed that is disturbing to chicks like me. You get a 2-pack; nude and black for $19.99. No pokey wires, jabby hooks or itchy tags. Although not advertised as a sleep-bra, some undergarments that are can be way over-priced and have a waaaay sports-bra-like fit and comfort – not the Genie Bra! I also noticed that it came in sizes from XS-3XL. Kudos G.B.! (Psssssst. You can get them at Target.)

So that’s it. Abracadabra! I am eternally grateful for this product that began it’s life as a late night commercial and now graduates to a high visibility end-cap at my favorite store. Thanks Genie Bra*! You have granted me more than 3 wishes.

*Suburbanstylista advises that Genie Bra never be flaunted outwardly and openly in front of your spouse. It should also never be used as a replacement for a “date night” undergarment. You’re welcome.

One Response to “Genie in a Box”

  1. Cathy O'Connor Durham May 12, 2012 at 2:26 pm #

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    As a fellow “bra sleeper” apparently 🙂 I will go check this out! I may go now! Love you site old friend!

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